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When Talking Copenhagen, Think Pinch, Not Scoop

September 21, 2009 By Geoffrey D. Dabelko

For everyone preparing to converge on Denmark’s capital for the next round of climate change negotiations, I offer a helpful hint that you won’t find in any IPCC assessment.

It’s CopenHAYgun, not CopenHAAgen. (Watch the video for a demonstration.)

As we have seen with Kyoto and the 1997 negotiations, the Danish capital will become shorthand for success, failure, or futility. So whether you say it with a hopeful lilt or a cynical slur, at least pronounce it correctly.

Don’t think Häagen-Dazs. The Danes are quick to remind you that CopenHAAgen is the German pronunciation.

Growing up in southeastern Ohio actually prepared me well for this challenge. Plenty of fellas in my high school liked just a pinch of CopenHAYgun brand chewing tobacco between their cheek and gum.

So while it might be more appealing to dip into a quart of ice cream on the rocky road to December’s negotiations, instead think of dippin’ from a can of snuff. It’ll help you win the good graces of the hosts and also keep you awake during any snooze-inducing panels.

Topics: climate change, video
- Anonymous
  
  As a Dane I can only say thank you, Geoff. Finally someone dared to bring this important issue out in the openness. Nils